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| Men Ask Women Questions |
Asking questions is what people do. We do it all the time whether not we have
thought them through. This blog post
draws attention to the questions men ask or should never ask a woman.
How do you feel when you have put weeks into
selecting the perfect outfit including bag, shoes, jewelry, hairstyle and
makeup for a major red carpet “A” list event with after party and the first
woman you see after walking in is dressed just like you? For this response, you should not stand very
close because you are now eligible for a beat down for bringing this up.
How much money do you make? If she only smiles and says, “That is so cute”,
you are getting off easy. The next level
response is, “I am sorry. That is much
too personal on a first date. Ask me
after we have been arrived five years.”
You will regret asking when she says, “After you pick up the check for
dinner tonight, you may have to ask yourself if it was worth a whole month of
what you earn. I am just saying.”
Why did you break up with your last
love? This question and others like it
can expose how illiterate, immature and stupid one really is by the questions asked. Her response this time may excite you or
cause you to clear your throat and maybe choke when she says, “Let’s call them
and have you ask them?”
Would you like to go out with me some time? This is the question many brave and foolish
men have pondered when and how to ask.
How do you feel if she rejects you?
What do you do if she says yes?
Here are some optional responses you might hear, “Hail to the NO.” Well at least now you know. You still have more than 3 billion to choose
to ask. Odds are good you will get
someone to go out with you. A far more
complex answer comes when she says, “Yes” as she is walking away. When you yell, “When,” she says, “Sometime.” Well,
at least it was not rejection or was it?
Then there is the one that says yes that you regret ever asking because
you can never get rid of her.
Your woman friend leans over to share a
quiet whisper in your ear to tell you her cramps are killing her. This is not the time to ask a woman, “Are you
not used to that, I mean them yet? Are
you not 30 years old? Get Ready. Get
Ready. You are about to share an
intimate moment that will last for a lifetime.
You are going to wish you had just touched her hand to let her know you
care and ordered her some chamomile tea and offered to massage the web space
behind her ankles to help her feel loved and feel better.
Are all men created equal and endowed by
the Creator? Get ready to hear her and
see her laugh loud in your face for so long she just walks away while still
busting up saying, “I know this fool did not really just ask me that.”
